When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.
"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."
by 300 Foreskin January 20, 2010
The act of ripping a female's eye out with a coat hanger, pooping in the empty eyesocket, and fucking her now poo-lubricated eyehole
by HAPPYCHRIS1233 June 18, 2009
by Bossman227 May 21, 2018
by RyMcI12 September 02, 2019
When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
by Miles Faggerton August 03, 2015
That arm that has nowhere to go when cuddling, spooning or sleeping next to someone else, thus it is homeless.
Man, I hate it when I suffer from homeless arm syndrome, it just makes the whole cuddling thing more awkward.
by Elenita December 04, 2007
A blog created in 2002 by chronically homeless man, Kevin Barbieux. Barbieux gives his personal insight into possible causes and cures of homelessness as well tells stories about his personal experiences with homelessness.
by rezmessing June 21, 2011