Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 9, 2019

Granola Bar

What C2s create friendships for.

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

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by p01uyt July 9, 2025

Granola cluster

A late 1980s term used by kids to describe hippie wannabes.

Man, that person in bell-bottoms is a real granola cluster.

by Real_hippie September 19, 2023

granola

Someone who is in their 20-30s, who distinguishes him or herself by not conforming to the modern twenty something trends. Someone who shows distaste in 'hipster' things, conservative beliefs, religion, and anything that is the traditional norm such as weddings.

"I hate girls who take pics of coffee in a hipster cafe just for instagram. Just enjoy the moment and not touch your phone for a day!"
"Wow you are so granola."

"I want to live in a van for a year and travel the world with little money and stay off the grid!"
"Your instagram is all nature, so granola!"

by quidproquoamend11 June 30, 2018

C2's Granola Bar

A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).

Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021

Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021