Granola Stop

When one is cockblocked by a vegan.

I was gonna try to score with that frat girl but that guy with the dreads and a hemp necklace granola stopped me.

by BigDamClay April 23, 2022

crunch granola

A term that best describes people that lack personal hygiene , are overly consumed with environmental conservation. A new era, 21st Century hippie.

Yo, babe, look, Ruth still refuses to shave any of her “hot spots” or legs all in the name of water conservation. PU!! Straight Crunch granola

by Woodbury 008 October 11, 2017

Granola Bar

What C2s create friendships for.

C2s of the world: GRANOLA BARS ARE THE BEST!!

Granola bar companies: ██████████████████.

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 28, 2021

Fresh Granola

When osmething is good or mesmerizing and pleasing to the eye.

Yo dude this Gucci cologne is some fresh granola.

by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 9, 2019

granola smoker

Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.

Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker

by Nygma February 4, 2015

Granola girl

The girls that call themselves a « granola girl » aren’t granola girls. A granola girl is a girl who loves hiking, canoeing, camping, etc…
A pinterest/instagram girly isn’t a granola girl.

omg she is such a granola girl!

by girly12379763 December 5, 2024

colorado granola

Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.

Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.

by Colorado_Granola_420 April 20, 2018