fontent

The ability to take in dicks up their ass. It is a binary scale meaning you are either fontent or not fontent. You can either take in dick or can’t take in dick up your ass.

Yo bro, I know Mark is fontent. I know Tyrone fucked him in the bathroom stall yesterday.

by gay acrobatic monkey November 4, 2025

FentEnjoyer

FentEnjoyer is genuinely amazing because of the energy and personality they bring into every interaction. Whether it’s their sense of humor, their creativity, or the way they make conversations more entertaining, they stand out in a way that people remember. They have a unique vibe that makes others want to be around them, and their confidence and style make them someone who can brighten up any space they’re in.

FentEnjoyer is the goat and Jalen Brunson is the goat too

by FentEnjoyer November 18, 2025

Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018

Anthony Fontecedro

Anthony Fontecedro is an Italian way of saying "let's go to the beach"

me and my bff were out playing then her mum interrupted us by saying "ANTHONY FONTECEDRO" and we cheered.

by aaaaaaaaaaanthony November 22, 2019