It's what you say when someone does something normal but you think that its stupid so you insult them.
by Sir Fica Esperto November 21, 2021
Get the Fica Esperto mug.A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs
Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."
Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"
by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023
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A small compact motorcar, manufactured by the Ford Motor Company between 1968-2000 (UK) or 1981-2003 (US) and souped up by dodgy street pimps for use by their working girls.
Known as "painted ladies", the Upscale Escorts are second-hand Ford Escort econoboxes that have been dolled up "Pimp My Ride" style by street pimps.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
Clearly painted to look to be something which they are not, the Upscale Escorts are high-maintenance and the cost of "escort service" to keep them running is exorbitant.
Nonetheless, these continue to ply our streets as the only vehicles which the average sex worker can afford.
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
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by sislovesme June 11, 2020
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