Death

The thing that solves all our problems, but gives up even more

“Are you afraid of death?”
“No, death is actually quite friendly.”
“How!?!” “He got rid of my psycho stalker”

by aNd I oOP!!¡!!¡ December 4, 2019

Death

A process everyone has to go through that's unavoidable, like taxes and obesity.

A: "Sorry man I have to go through death"
B: "See ya soon!"

by TheDefMaker001 February 18, 2020

Death

What every edgy teenager desires.

Death is a preferable alternative to communism

by Exterminate_all_thots May 23, 2018

Death

Marriage

"When's your death?"
"Tomorrow, her names Alice"

by bunsanchw February 4, 2018

death

The only way to escape crushing depression and student loan debt

All students crave death to release them from this mortal prison.

by StudentLoanDebt101 May 2, 2022

Death

The thing that we will all suffer, and eventually feel the suffering as our body shuts down.

I feel that death is awaiting for us.

by EmotionlessEntity March 10, 2019

death

a cure for a disability called life

deaths row guard: "any last words"
me who mass murdered fortnite fanatics about to get a deadly injection: "you can be a king or a street sweeper but everybody dances with the grim reaper"

by youtube.com/goldenbudgiereal December 29, 2019