desk crocodile 

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.

How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”

desk crocodile by Tristansdumbass June 10, 2020

Antarctic Flying Crocodile

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is beautiful.

Antarctic Flying Crocodile by Geewhiz100 November 23, 2020

walk like a crocodile 

have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)

I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?

walk like a crocodile by Alex Baylor April 6, 2021

Awkward Crocodile 

Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.

*Awkward Crocodile*

"Hey, this is awkward!"

Awkward Crocodile by Googly G August 17, 2011

Volatile Crocodile 

Alcoholic drink mix of 12oz. of Blue Gatorade and a 1.5oz shot of 151 proof rum/bourbon. Extremely tasty, somewhat mild. Could be interchanged with other Gatorade flavors as well.

-My friend Blake and I were drinking some Volatile
Crocodile last night. Man we got so wasted!

-Me: Dude is Jesse drunk??
-Friend: Yeah bro! He was shooting some Volatile Crocodile!

Volatile Crocodile by Steve Irwin :3 June 21, 2012

lyle lyle crocodile

oh my god this is the most annoying crocodile ever i hate it and who thought it was a good idea to cast shawn mendez as the fucking voice actor oh naw

someone; LA LA LA LALLLA 🐊
me; shut the fuck up i hate that lyle lyle crocodile

lyle lyle crocodile by e1bae March 23, 2023

after awhile crocodile 

a way to say goodbye, usually used by people who go to UF. I don't usually hear Seminoles say "see ya later alligator" or "after a while crocodile"
You wont to know why? becuase Seminoles couldn't get into UF so they went there.

LLCOOLJ: see you later Alligator
LLCOOLERJ: AFTER A WHILE CROCODILE

after awhile crocodile by roadmaptotheautomotiveworld June 26, 2005