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BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.
Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.
by Bob7768 April 13, 2011
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Concert

When you sing your favorite artist(s) songs in your bedroom
Person 1: I just had a whole Conan Gray concert in my bedroom
Person 2: Conan Gray was in your bedroom?
Person 1: you know damn well…
by footnqtes March 26, 2023
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Concert

arrange (something) by mutual agreement or coordination.
"they started meeting regularly to concert their tactics"
by Arminkshipper May 12, 2025
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concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.
Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.
by Stormy Tuesday May 5, 2018
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Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014
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Concert

A Ghanaian term that is usually exclaimed to express disdain or contempt at an incident, or action done by a person which is a complete display of foolishness, nonsense, or utter mediocrity or doing something very embarrassing, or lacking any sense of acumen. A clown!!

Imagine just randomly having a concert in the midst of random people, jumping an singing to an unwarranted or inobservation. Yes, that don't make no sense!!!

This word means the object of the word is a comedian—in a bad way.

Someone who makes people laugh by being so foolish in life or making very foolish decisions or not being so bright. A clown!!

It is used similary to exclaiming, nonsense!!! Or clown !!! 🤡
Student: "forgets to bring a pen and a calculator to the examination hall"
Teacher: Concert!!! How could you forget!!!

Can also be used in Ghanaian pidgin English as a noun.

Eg.

Kwasi: hey kwame, you dey remember Kevin?

Kwame: that concert!!! Yes, i do. He mana lef school in accra a night before our exam to get laid all the way way in Tamale. Eventually he couldn't make it back in time to write his exam.
Kwasi: 😂 hahaha, he no get sense!!!
by Mandalorian1 December 21, 2020
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