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Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.
Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.
Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!
by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014
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Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.
How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.
by Kuchie August 27, 2025
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pre-concert anxiety

when you are extremely nervous/have anxiety in the days leading up to attending a concert
jeremy: dude why am i so nervous about this concert?
zach: you are probably experiencing pre-concert anxiety
by anoooonnnnn April 14, 2022
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Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.
Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"
by Slampierce July 6, 2011
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concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.
I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.
by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009
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Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana.
2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."
"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"
by Tropicaligloo October 16, 2008
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