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Coach Miller

a fatass psycho lonely dike who no one likes and takes up so much fucking space its insane
Student 1: did you see coach miller today? she looks bigger than usual!

Student 2: i know right? how is that fat cunt a gym teacher but has never once stepped in an actual gym her entire life, thats crazy.
by sexymami69420 May 14, 2023
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Coach Mike

“Omfg guys Coach Mike hit a motorcycle driving to practice”

That’s crazy! What a goofy ass nigga!”
by mygfsuckstoes October 16, 2019
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coach hall

the best history teacher ever. best basketball coach. don’t ever trust coach hall fun though.
guy 1- have you heard about coach hall?
guy2- yeah he’s the best teacher ever!
by k22k22 March 19, 2021
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Coach Mike

An unempathetic coach
He was acting like such a coach mike.
what a coach mike thing to do
by 188888995 July 29, 2021
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Coach Z

1.) Some guy with a funny accent that just isn't cut out to say the word 'job'.
2.)A coach--or so we think--from another country, who sleeps in the locker room and coaches Homestar Runner and his friends at no particular sport.
3.)A rare specimen--Usually has a white head that moves when it talks, that also includes two eyes and a purple hat. Has green body and a large emblum displaying the letter 'Z' near the waist.
1.)Coach Z: "Oh, jeez...I'm just not cut out to say the word JOREARGB. How am I ever gonna face the boys at practice tamarro?"
2.)I wonder if Coach Z will say the word 'job' right at practice today?
3.)I saw Coach Z walking down the street last week.
by homestar fan July 15, 2003
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Coach Crush

It's an intense love of one's personal trainer. Often shown when working out with one's wife or husband.
Beatrice: "Boy, Ralph's a real hunk. He's the best personal trainer I know. I think I have a bit of a Coach Crush."

June: "Whoah there! That's my hubby! If anyone's gonna have a crush on him it's me."

Beatrice: "Well, Bryant's got a Coach Crush on me. It's not anything bad, it just makes you want to work harder!"
by Dusty's Baby Powder September 29, 2010
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cum coach

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.
“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night
by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020
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