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dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.
I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.
by 1637286462 September 25, 2017
mugGet the dirty jerk circlemug.

Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
mugGet the Inverse Circle Jerkmug.

jerk circle

The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
by bitch squad October 9, 2016
mugGet the jerk circlemug.

Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
mugGet the Circle-Jerking Bullshitmug.

Jonkler jerk circle

When all the jonklers come together to from a jerk circle,
The jonkler jerked his chicken in the jonkler jerk circle.
by oscaosca October 19, 2024
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Dirty Dozen Circle Jerk

That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
Life Pro Tip: Be the giver in dirty dozen circle jerks, your arms will always be toned!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Dozen Circle Jerkmug.

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024
mugGet the A blue ball circle jerkmug.

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