Metaphysical Jerk Circle

a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be

also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.

Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
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Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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Circle jerk

A meeting of 3 or more boys gathered in a circle stroking each other off
Brookshire, Chance and Will had a circle jerk after baseball practice.
by Lil Asian X April 15, 2019
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Circle Jerk

A person so virtuous they stop to let someone into a TRAFFIC CIRCLE/ROUNDABOUT
Mary! Please move yourself through the roundabout! You're making yourself look like such a circle jerk!!
by Frankieboy226 January 9, 2024
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Bosnian jerk circle

A jerk circle done in the Bosnian manner, meaning at least 5 or more guys have to stand in a circle and jerk the man on their left off. Another variant is only 5 guys in a circle and they jerk the second person to their left off. At the end, the cum-coction gets used in a sourdough bread and then eaten by the participants. Including crust and crumbs.
Vuk: "Hej, hajde da napravimo krug i da se drkamo!(Hey, let's form a circle and jack off!)"
David(not Day-vid): "Naravno, kao Bosanci? (Sure, like the Bosnians?)"
Luke: "I'm down, I'm a fag anyway."
Filip: "Same but I'm bot making the sourdough bread again."
Tito:"We should do the Bosnian jerk circle in Sarajevo, because I'm a diktator."
by SonyBravia February 23, 2025
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dirty jerk circle

The act of jerking off with typically 3 men or more in a circle.
I had a dirty jerk circle while my sister was giving my cat a creampie.
by 1637286462 September 25, 2017
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Inverse Circle Jerk

When a company's data is in such a mess that it requires accessing numerous systems to derive a result.
That Dealership is trying to pay people through an inverse circle jerk.
by infini4 January 20, 2020
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