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Bethany

A VERY HORRIBLE short retarded person who wants all of the attention but everyone hates her
Don’t be a bethany
by Hayaj March 5, 2023
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Bethanie

It is my name
Bethanie is my name
by TnoBeth January 27, 2023
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Bethany

Bethany is a amazing sister and extremely smart, solving the Rubik's cube in a very fast manner.

However, Bethany has had her driver's license stolen in the summer when she was at the airport by a black Jamaican man, rumoured to be the boyfriend of the Whore of Babylon (that's because he is...). She also gets bullied by an Indian prostitute mother which she goes by the nickname "The Whore of Babylon", preventing her from ever talking to her brother named Leon.

I feel really bad for her as he was her closest friend and sibling after the Whore of Babylon planned to kill her older sister named Yvonne to commit suicide on May 2023. May she rest in peace.

A Bethany will go very far in places and I had such an amazing opportunity to have met her and become her friend. May she be free from the Whore of Babylon's bullying in Jesus mighty name, amen!
"Wow! Bethany really knows how to solve that Rubik's cube so fast! She should enter into a Rubik's cube competition." - Albert (her best friend)
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Bethany also known as bee is a chaotic roller coaster with the heart of an angel. They can usually be found simping over Jodie Whittaker and are best friends with Cass. Bee is dating Ruby
Person 1: Hey where’s Bethany?

Person 2: Probably eating soap or thirting over Jodie

Person 1: Oh okay hope bee has fun

Bethany Mcmahon is a kind soul and we love her.
by casskhan December 3, 2022
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Bethany also known as bee is a chaotic roller coaster with the heart of an angel. They can usually be found simping over Jodie Whittaker and are best friends with Cass. Bee is dating Ruby
Person 1: Hey where’s Bethany?

Person 2: Probably eating soap or thirting over Jodie

Person 1: Oh okay hope bee has fun

Bethany Mcmahon is a kind soul and we love her.
by casskhan December 3, 2022
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Bethany

She’s so Bethany
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Bethany

Possibly the best red head in the world. She is kind and loyal, and will do anything to keep you safe. She also might kick your ass at CERTAIN times.
Guy 1: Wow! That Bethany girl is hot!!!
Sebastian: Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around, now it may show
I don't know, I don't know
Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me
I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe and how
by MrSeb81 November 27, 2023
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