A middle-aged man who inserts and attaches himself into much older woman’s lives in exchange for banana bread and hummus.
by Barbra75 February 14, 2025
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I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
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“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”
“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”
“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..
“Hello, barb!”
“Yeah, barb contracks”
“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”
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"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
"You're a very smart person, but you're so lazy that you can never get any work done. The only thing you're actually good at is being nice to people, and even that is a lie, because of how selfish and self-centered you are. You're honestly just a burden to everyone who knows you."
by ginger008 June 28, 2021
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