Edie baboon

Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight

Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?

Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?

Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole

by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022

Baboon

Ryan

Yo look at that kid ova there, oh yeah that’s Ryan the gay baboon.

by Gaybaboon July 12, 2022

Pet Baboon

Whenever you put both of you testicles through you pants zipper and have them have out, squeezing both of them together to turn red, resembling a baboon’s asschecks.

Hey, do you wanna see my pet baboon?

by Pet Baboon Lover April 16, 2024

Bayou Baboon

A racial slur used to describe an African American, Especially one originating from the deep south

Black man: "heya, can you show me to town?"

White man: "yeah back the way ya came ya got damn Bayou Baboon!"

by Southern hospitality June 1, 2024

Baboonism

In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it

what is that baboonism

by dukefish January 6, 2024