a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
by zandasun October 6, 2015
Get the Baboon-smugglamug. Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022
Get the Edie baboonmug. Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016
Get the Baboons assmug. 
In bonism it's the thing you say when there is a subject you have a reaction to and you don't know what it is or how to express it
what is that baboonism
by dukefish January 6, 2024
Get the Baboonismmug.