Zechariah Ayorinde

A cute black boy with a large meat hanging down his legs

That Zechariah Ayorinde is wonderful

Zechariah Ayorinde by iejfiowijs March 18, 2024

tub-e-atosis 

a common post-condition that occurs when you consume friendly libations and proceed to go into a hot tub for an extended period of time and then exit to find unique symptoms included but not limited to: parched mouth, delirium, paralytic mobility, light headedness, dyschronometria and overall sense of drowsiness

"Hey Dan and Rob, I noticed you were drinking earlier.. don't stay in the hot tub too much longer, you may get a tub-e-atosis"

"We invited Steve to Christmas dinner but we soon realized that he was displaying symptoms of tub-e-atosis"

"What was he doing??"
"He was totally paralytic"

tub-e-atosis by Flighty January 31, 2019