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Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011
mugGet the Surprize Adoptionmug.

adopter

My adopter is a good person.
by Coldandhot October 14, 2023
mugGet the adoptermug.

ollie adoption day

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
by Slayqueen20205027 August 2, 2022
mugGet the ollie adoption daymug.

adopted scouser

a person who’s a wool but is liked by a scouser(s) so they’re now an adopted scouser
have you heard about my new adopted scouser john, he’s sound lad
by scousenotenglish October 6, 2022
mugGet the adopted scousermug.

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
mugGet the guys stop fighting you're BOTH adoptedmug.

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