closing the jar

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.

Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.

by ER drug April 17, 2017

jar jar bing bang

a giant dookie in the toilette!!

i just left a huge jar jar bing bang.

by calen April 28, 2005

Balls in a Jar

to be completely and utterly whipped by the female girlfriend.

Spencer, are your balls in a jar on your girlfriends desk? Why don't you get them out and chug that there beer.

by Cac2490 March 21, 2012

slop jar

A bedside chamber pot.

Takeshia turned over the slop jar when she jumped out of bed this morning.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

jizz jar

Sex partner on the receiving end. Usually used to mean a girlfriend or wife.

May have originated in the comic book "Hate," or may have originated earlier.

See also: SR (Sperm Receptacle)

"Oh, so you're my brother's new jizz jar, then?"

by andychrist December 18, 2004

dirty jarred

When your girls does not shower for 40 days, and when she spreads her legs it looks like you are pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

1: last night my girl had a dirty jarred going on.
2: what did you do?
3: I went in anyway, pussy is pussy.

by DrinkinBro January 01, 2017

Ghost in a jar

The result of farting into a jar and closing its lid tight. Makes a horrible gift.

After that bean burrito, I think I could make one helluva ghost in a jar

by chibisatan September 05, 2016