Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.

I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

by Doesntunderstandusernames November 21, 2010

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

banger hanger

A bra.

Look at the size of her tits . She needs an industrial strength banger hanger.

by Betty bopper February 20, 2022

tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle May 30, 2018

Ape Hangers

A term for very large saggy old women titties whose best life are behind them. Also commonly referred to handlebars on a Harley Davidson Motorcycle popularized by the gay community.

Whoa, look at grandmas Ape Hangers! Those were probably awesome back in the day.

by BadLarryLenitz January 26, 2023

granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

[vacant hanger]

this works best with a girl and a guy, but you can substitute same sex and some farm animals.
vacant hanger: is the male in an standing position, and the female is on all fours and, they are both faceing each other. The male inserts himself in the oral orface,ie.(mouth) and bends his torso over the females head. while grasping her buttox. And thrusting his pelvis. finally he mildly spanks her and positions his face in her posterier while enjoying her natural gravy. (but he must be mindful of the gag factor.)

tim: hey Mike,
Mke: whats up
Tim: i just got a great deal on a vacant hanger.
Mike: really, were
Tim: around the corner with ashley.
Mike: how was it?
Tim: it was the deal of a life time!!!!!!

by obease August 6, 2008