Dipshit

When a person expels fecal matter from said person's rectum while using chewing tobacco, as it is naturally a laxative.

Jason dipshits during lunch period at school every day for 20 minutes.

by SanderShanks June 2, 2016

Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.

Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!

by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Dipshit

See “TedCruz”

He’s such a dipshit he totally TedCruzed everything he said and did and never got anything done

by Pat 1 Kanobe June 21, 2021