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Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.
"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
by MBA08 March 3, 2007
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you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.
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You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.
(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
by starofdestiny October 14, 2009
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Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!

An idiom used to tell someone to get the fuck out.
Popularized by Doc, the old bar owner in The Boondock Saints, during the scene leading up to the bar fight with the Russian Mafia. Doc, who suffers from tourettes, commonly stutters and, therefore, mixes sayings (such as "People in glass houses sink ships"). Doc, who wants the Russian Mafia to gtfo, tells asks: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"

NOTE: In order to sound authentic the quote must me said in an Irish accent
Nic:"You're such a douchebag."
Dan: "Well why don't you make like a tree then, and get the fuck out!"
by dancesinblood1 October 17, 2011
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You would fuck the shit out of my cousin

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.

Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
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you got knocked the fuck out

standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.

makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...
it always happens in the following succession:

1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'

2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face

3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground

4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'
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So you got it all figured out, do you?

When someone has owned you to max!
Peter: -You knew that I changed my will and left everything to the record, and that's why you wanted the record out of the way. Meg wanted a passport for her twin sisters to get her outta the country but the record wouldn't allow it. But Meg didn't count on me discoverin' that she has no twin sister and that Meg herself was recently released from the sanatorium and that's where Chris came in to the picture!

Chris: - So you got it all figured out, do you?
by I am tha G November 25, 2010
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