A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022
Get the Cara Weavermug. A sweet loving teddy bear. He might seem scary. But on the inside he's just a little softy. He always smells of fresh linen. He likes football and knows how to tackle.
by PB taco January 17, 2019
Get the Shawn Weavermug. Steve:"Hey, Mike told me he hooked up with three chicks last night when you went to the bar"
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
"Yea, well Mike's a real Sauce Weaver."
by ToolHandle January 1, 2017
Get the Sauce Weavermug. by basketweaver124 November 28, 2020
Get the Basket Weavermug. a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic
"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"
by h080e February 15, 2023
Get the shreve weavermug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. April 20, 2025
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