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The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
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scrote worshiper

one who worships the scrotum, used as an insult
Dammit Kyle, stop being such a scrote worshiper!
by linkman October 22, 2009
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devil-worship

Immoral and\or amoral behavior, however one chooses to define the terms 'behavior', 'immoral', and 'amoral'
the fact that an fwb or an fbltr relationship is devil-worship to some is irrelevant; each individual should decide for themselves whether or not that type of relationship is right for them.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2014
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devil-worship

son: is using rats in medical research in clinical and lab settings considered devil-worship?

father: to the people who are passionately obsessed with animal rights, yes; to most of the civilian population and to the Unforgivables no. the Unforgivables don't care because they are there to protect business and private property, and medical research facilities are operated, maybe even owned by big pharmaceutical companies like Pfizer. The civilian population doesn't seem to care because medical research has done more good than evil. If you want to know more, go take a medical ethics course at McGill University in Montreal, Canada.
by Sexydimma April 11, 2013
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Devil worship

To be glad when something bad happens.
Oh man, David lost the war and partied, what a devil worshiper.
by bushlight December 10, 2017
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dynamite ninja worship

Is otw playing chapel?

Nah it Dynamite Ninja Worship
by Cohead14 September 23, 2023
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Anti-Furry Worship Day

October 4th is Anti-Furry Worship Day. On this day, you can worship every anti-furry. If you are one, congrats.
"Hey, it's Anti-Furry Worship Day! Let's worship the Anti-Furries!"
by Anti-Furry/Furry Hater October 4, 2023
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