Weavered

To completely screw up a situation through your presence

Jason weavered up the robot during the exercise

by Salffg22 November 19, 2019

Weaver

Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.

Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.

by Dex2518 May 28, 2018

Weavering

The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway

My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

Weaver's dictionary

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.

The 2010 Weaver's dictionary containing the word hateable

by weves October 27, 2010

Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 18, 2023

Feeder Weaver

(in a state with frontage roads, also known as feeder roads) Someone who weaves between the frontage road and on/off ramps during rush hour to avoid traffic but skip the stoplights.

Nothing frustrates me more during rush hour traffic than those entitled feeder weavers; they think they're so much more important than everyone else.

by ginger_snap.13 June 22, 2025

Sam Weaver

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024