Vagina Spiders

When you stick it in a woman that has been inactive for a long time and you feel something scratching your shaft.

"I woke up this mornin' after intense sexum and saw a bunch of vagina spiders webbing up my pubes"

by danieldan October 19, 2021

spider-man

the best motherfucking person ever. practically my fucking idol. kicks everyone's ass.

Spider-man will own you all.

by anonymous September 26, 2004

nope spider

A spider so terrifying that all you can do when you see it is back away saying, "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

*Dude enters room*
*Dude sees a nope spider*
*Dude backs out of the room*
Saying: "Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope."

by HelloWorld123 March 29, 2014

Butt Spider

a hair-filled piece of ass lint

Who put this fucking butt spider on my pillow!?

by Tango Golf July 7, 2008

Cosmic spider

The act of a woman squirting glitter as she cums onto Uranus

Anne made a cosmic spider on Brian that he won't soon forget.

by Golden girls 2013 December 28, 2013

Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a move that you make mid-sex, here’s how you do it: You crawl across the bed to your girl, aim for her crotch, and dive head first into it.

Me: “YO! Me and Sarah just did the Spider-Man!”
Friend: “What the fuck...”

by The Rapes Bane October 13, 2019

Spider island

The act of placing a spider on your bell end while in the bath creating an "island" . The spider will run around on the end of your penis creating a stimulating effect. best results occur with the more hairy specimens.

"dude u seen any house spiders about ? i wanna spider island tonight "

by BONESy August 20, 2013