The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024
Get the John Rumblemug. Rumble tootsie like a catchphrase that can be used my anyone except those from the Balkans (not because of racism but because they do not like the word).
by No Rizz King November 21, 2022
Get the rumble tootsiemug. by arandomdudelol September 24, 2023
Get the random rumblemug. No matter what happens in life, jafari no rumble. Can be used in the same way as Cest La Vie, or Hakuna Matata. It means to keep pushing forward, to let go of the bad, and know that life goes on.
Joe: Im so stressed this week, my boss Shiffy has been really putting a heavy load on me.
Alex: Dont worry Joe, jafari no rumble, the week will be over soon
Alex: Dont worry Joe, jafari no rumble, the week will be over soon
by principled-bible November 23, 2021
Get the Jafari no rumblemug. a supposed stomach illness used to get the opposite sex's attention, usually used my males, basically a crappy pick up line
by ninjados57 January 9, 2009
Get the rumbliesmug. Tony went to the club with his buddy's, but wasn't expecting Porche's rumble strip when he paid for the lap dance.
by Missc1776 November 6, 2021
Get the Rumble Stripmug. by Jimmy James Harris 2 February 10, 2020
Get the Rumblemug.