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kiss detective

when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
Girl: Can you be the kiss detective this time?
Boy: Yeah sure i’ll make sure no one sees us
by balls69420iloveboys October 24, 2020
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Consulting Detective

Abbreviation CD; A person you hire to investigate a person or organization who is suspected of committing illegal and or unethical acts, or to review a case police were unable to solve that you would like them to solve; or in other words a private investigator or PI
The consulting detective investigated Marcia’s boyfriend and discovered that he was cheating on her with another woman.
by Vanguard 1998 August 25, 2021
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The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.
I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.
by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020
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Manlet detected

Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.
Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!
by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024
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