The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

Manlet detected

Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.

Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024

detective work

a less intense way of saying "stalking" lol

Person 1: hey, i saw your follow request yesterday! btw how did you find my instagram 🤔
Person 2: it was for uh detective work

by hisokas.corset January 10, 2021

Detect

a screenshare tool used by people who have 0 idea what they are talking about. this tool is the easiest way to bluescreen your pc and probably find your info on doxbin next time you go on it. if you feel like selling your data to a weirdo, then feel free to use detect.

i just ran detect ac and got banned because chrome flagged as a kernel driver bypass
i just ran detect and my pc doesnt work anymore
i just started detect and my paypal opened for some reason

by pvpvince October 8, 2025