do you live in a hole?

Not in touch with the outside world

'Justin Bieber cut his hair omg'
'Justin who?'
'Do you live in a hole?..'

by dictionary182 November 5, 2014

do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

by B*RAD May 23, 2014

do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007

do you know the way

Phrase origins: Uganda Tribe - VR Chat
Phrase meaning: "Do you come from the mother land of Uganda?"
if your answer is no a group of knuckles and knuckle-sonics will surround you and spit on you claiming to give you Ebola.

"hey man, do you know the way?" no, (after this response prepare to spat on by a swarm of knuckles)

by panagiotaki April 24, 2018

Do you workout?

Question referring to an idiot who pumps himself up after doing something magnificent, that was minor.

Question referring to an individual who cant complete a simple task..

CFM gets in your face after getting pushed around in the post.. Do you workout?

Being a ref, making an questionable call Do you workout?

Costing the team a basket by having soft hands You really pumped iron this morning

by Arron R December 12, 2012

Do you know the way?

The sentence anyone can say to get a boy/girlfriend. Sometimes even more than one.

Guy: Do you know the way?
Girl: (thinks) I love him.
Guy: I spit on you!

by Fovzz February 26, 2018

How do you emergency?

An emergency can be as personal and small as a bad hair day or as big as trying to improvise during the shortages caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. It can be silly or serious. How do you emergency is a question that travels between the two to provide a sense of empathy and comedic relief.

Some examples of how one might emergency-
-whisper
-eat tacos
-sing in the shower
-dance wen there is no music
-become horizontal

-dress your best
-stretch your fingers
-pull your toes
-walk indoors
-walk outdoor
-take pictures of what you see
-make lists
-open to page 85
-make a diorama
-place stickers in obscure places
-procure dust bunnies
-write a poem about an orange
-clean up an ant spill

-manage microwaves
-exit the window to the rooftop
-pull the e-brake
-make magic out of wood sticks
-pull up grass blades
-clap your hands
-snap your fingers
-tap your toes

How do you emergency? These days I emergency by counting my chickens and collecting hail.

by AcyrlicAstroTurf March 13, 2021