swizzle sticks

swizzle sticks is a word that is shouted immediatly after doing something horribly irreversible and you're panicking.

''oh- SWIZZLE STICKS, I KILLED PAUL!''

by Em0 Fr3aK January 10, 2020

Swizzle

It's a quick shower; 5-10mins

I'm about to go take a swizzle!
Did you just take a swizzle? Lol

by QDub April 15, 2020

Swizzle Dick

A sexual game/act involving two men standing face to face. They twist their flacid penises together and move their hips back and forth. They can also just sort of...tug. The first gentleman to achieve an erection declares himself the winner by exclaiming, "Uhhhh." The winner gets to choose where to go to dinner, or which movie to watch.

"I want to watch 'Phantom of the Opera', Stephen."
"Well, Lance, I'd prefer to watch 'Rent' this evening."

The only fair way to decide, is for us to swizzle dick.

by Uncle Beano 54 September 6, 2020

Swizzle

To curl something between the tip of your thumb and one of your fingers by rubbing them back and forth.

I swizzled the roach till it was round

by Jimmywhibble December 8, 2020

swizzle sticks

Pregnancy tests.

You pee in a cup and then swizzle the test around in the cup

Hey babe? My period is late, can you swing by the pharmacy and get me some swizzle sticks?

by p3niscakes February 2, 2021

Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021

Swizzle

An insult meaning "dicknose" "dumbass" "pissbaby" and "asshat" with a sprinkle of whore added it

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

Ex. "Bro, the earth is flat"

"Dude, you're a fuckin swizzle"

"What?"

"Exactly"

by Attins April 1, 2021