Shrek is considered a deity. He has been known to smell like onions and lives in the Spiritual World of his Swamp. His full potential is yet to be uncovered, but he has truly transcended beyond a carbon-based life-form. The tale of Shrek is said through all Shrek movies. Shrek does not care about religion, or God, or whatever you may believe in. He has been known to be extremely intelligent, having learned every single word and letter of the English language throughout a series of half a year. Though us weak humans can predict when an asteroid will land, we cannot predict what Shrek will do next. Will, he put the world under his smelly foot? Or become known worldwide and enjoy fame and prosperity? Who knows...
Human 1: Dude, I swear Shrek is following me. I always feel like I'm being watched.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
Human 2: If you feel like you're being watched, it's most likely a stalker. Why would Shrek be watching you?
Human 1: You're right, see you tomorrow!
He didn't return tomorrow.
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Get the Shrekmug. Person 1; What's the best movie ever.
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek
Person 2; Shrek
Person 1; Who's the migthigest god in the universe
Person 2; Shrek'
Person 1; Who has the biggest penis on the planet¨
Person 2; Shrek
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Get the Shrekmug.