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SAM

by mr. owens July 31, 2015
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SAM

Smart Ass Masochist

A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
by Gamerjim June 26, 2014
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Sam

A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.
God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.
by RjfWells January 25, 2012
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Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit
Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019
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Sam

A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.
See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.
by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018
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Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.
Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.
by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014
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SAM

An acronym that means Super At Masturbation
Guy: What were you doing last night?
Other guy: jerking it cause I am SAM
by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
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