Strogging

To console one’s self on the tail end of a week long methamphetamine bender with a hearty meal of stroganoff

Groggers really needed to go Strogging after a big week on the crystal pistol

by Zaccula September 20, 2023

puddle smuggling

When a woman is so wet that juices are dripping from her cooch.

Female 1: I just can't get enough of that Justin Bieber

Female 2: Oh yeah just looking at him gets me smugglin' puddles

Female 1: Yeah I'm puddle smuggling right now!!!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

Dunny snuggling

The unfortunate occurrence when there is only one toilet available, and more than one person has to relieve themselves immediately. This is usually done back-to-back, both persons perpendicular to the toilet itself. But given the situation with three or more people, other more creative methods can be accomplished.

Derived from the Australian slang "dunny" for toilet.

"We both had to take a mad shit, but there was only one porcelain throne available, so we ended up dunny snuggling for a minute.

by Zero Chill November 21, 2018

Idea Smuggling

The act of using language to sneak your preferred concept into the minds of others, and in turn, get them to agree with you or to think like you. This can be done by crafting narratives, redefining words, or by creating new words to manipulate the listener.

A prime example is the recent redefinition of the word racism. By changing the definition from racial prejudice, to a system and participants in that system, the entire library of books, speeches, and media dedicated to eradicating the racial prejudice, are now hijacked and used to attack whatever woke people deem to be "part of the system" (whatever that may be).

Through idea smuggling, you can coerce support out of beleaguered and docile people. Just name your group "The puppy rescue organization" and then do whatever you want. When someone criticizes your group, accuse them of hating puppies and standing in the way of rescuing them.

by wakkadoodooo June 29, 2021

gummy worm smuggling

What gay men do for entertainment, storage, and culinary purposes. They insert gummy worms inside their anus or prison purse with the intention of consuming them at a later time.

Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.

by Rusty-Shakleford June 15, 2014

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011