snort

The noise french people make when laughing

Person 1: *snort*
Person 2: please stop
Person 1: *snort*
Person 2: SooS

by Sakamoto-san August 8, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

midnight snort

getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.

“hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”

by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020

Snirt-snort

When you´re upside down doing cocaine

Torbjorn: Hey dude do the snirt-snort!
Eggbert: *Does cocaine upside down

by Gilbert-Boy April 10, 2019

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

snort gasp

a small sound made by a woman when a man accidentally inserts his pen15 into her booty hole

Hayley K: omg last night he put it in my butt!
Beth: did you snort gasp???

by jace kim August 27, 2021

Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 5, 2023