The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.
I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.
by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010
Get the The one floor rule mug.When a female and male are communicating via text messaging and the female replies with two words or less, the male may not respond. Only exception is if the female is asking a question that consists of only two words. Also, smiley faces count as one word.
Male to another Male: I really want to text Sarah back but I can't because of the two word rule.
examples of two word rule in use include:
Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.
Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
examples of two word rule in use include:
Male: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Female: Nothing much.
Male: How are you?
Female: Good.
by buckfuddy3 December 23, 2010
Get the Two Word Rule mug.The rule/man law that states that in order for a man to lose his virginity, the person he has sex with must be at least a 5 out of 10.
He got laid for the first time, but considering the chick was a 3, it doesn't count, violating The 5 Rule
by RRJKBG January 17, 2011
Get the The 5 Rule mug.(Noun) If an individual refuses a transaction due to a 5% or less difference in equity then they are of the Jewish faith.
1. Frank: Hey dude you should buy a couple of Baja Blast Mountain Dews.
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
Bill: Nah bro, Dr. Pepper is approximately 3.7% cheaper!
Frank: dude you just broke the 5% rule, I hereby admit you to the Jewish faith.
2. Mark: I just got this amazing deal on amazon !
5.215% off that new stereo!
Alex: As long as it's not 5% or below, you dont wanma break the 5% rule. Its practically gospel! (Irony)
by wwetnaojw1 June 26, 2014
Get the the 5% rule mug.This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.
"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."
This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."
This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.
by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016
Get the toothpaste rule mug.The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
Get the The Banana Fire Rule mug.The 50% Rule
This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
This rule is based on the 4 basic areas of interest to a man – (in no particular order) 1- FACE / 2-CHEST / 3-BUTT / 4- ATTITUDE. The 50% rule states that a woman only needs to possess favorable qualities in 50% of these basic areas of interest to be looked upon as desirable or lust worthy to a man. Basically stated 2 out of 4 are enough. Anything more is a bonus.
A woman with a nice rack and great attitude is just as desirable as a woman with a nice face and good butt. Mix & match using The 50% Rule, it works any way you try it.
by gunslinger50 November 19, 2011
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