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After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.
insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.
by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021
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Property wine ponies

"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
by Pumpkin Palace November 16, 2021
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i've got 2 phones

by 1245862 October 25, 2023
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