michael Phelps

cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"

yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps

by Phelpsfan0505 October 24, 2009

Michael Phelps

A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human

Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...

by trptking October 10, 2008

michael phelps

synonym for god, zeus etc.

also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.

michael phelps is not a human

by blabla!! October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

an amazing swimmer who won eight straight olympic medals in 2008. fantastic almost supernatural swimmer and the number one olympian of all time

"i love michael phelps! his swimmer body is ROCKING"

by CHLO CHLO CHLOERZ October 13, 2008

harrison phelps

A Dick head and a reject

Look at that Harrison Phelps

by Positively goose February 7, 2018

Phelps girl

A girl so ugly she drives men to fellatio. Derived from the Phelps family from Topeka, Kansas. The family who runs the Westboro Baptist Church,

Look at that fugly ass Phelps girl over there

by boyboy626 July 8, 2016

Michael Phelps

Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.

He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.

Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.

Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.

by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008