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Pee pee puppet

A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.

Side note.

Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico

Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..

Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district

(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior

He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it

He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet

Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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pee pee button

The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)
*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.
by Lady gaga x freddy fazbear is February 10, 2022
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pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.
Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.
by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021
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Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out
jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat
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Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd
You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?
by Mach man April 1, 2021
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Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*
mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"
by Zenagon May 12, 2021
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pee pee balls

person 1: pee pee balls
person 2: pee pee balls
by gay_balls June 28, 2022
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