Pee Pee Soft

When your homie is being a dick burglar and your at work just chillin.

Friend: Calls you at work and tries order a pizza and you work at an auto parts store.

Guy: What the fuck you Pee Pee Soft go away.

by Quack_Sauce May 27, 2020

pee-pee protector

another name for a mattress protector that prevents the leakage of urine from reaching the mattress. A pee-pee protector is often crunchy when it is dry, and not as crunchy when it is wet.

Guy: ugh, my pee-pee protector is soaked. I need a clean one.

Girl: Why is it soaked?
Guy: Because I peed.

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

Pee Pee Cum

is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out

jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat ☹

by we we pee pee poo poo cum March 29, 2021

Slam pee pee

Slammed penis when yo shiiii leantttttttt ya hearrrrdddddd

You ever walk outside then boom slam pee pee? With a brick?

by Mach man April 1, 2021

pee pee balls

pee pee balls

person 1: pee pee balls
person 2: pee pee balls

by gay_balls June 28, 2022

pee pee button

The area a little bit below your stomach and when you press on it you have to pee
( probably only works on women)

*kid jumps on their mother*
Mother: you pressed my pee pee button. I almost pissed myself.

by Lady gaga x freddy fazbear is February 10, 2022

Pee Pee Pants

The 2nd most hardest, most gangster, most brutal insult .....
.......To anyone under the age of 6

*Other variations of this include Wee Wee Pants but the lack of triple alliteration makes less effective and Piss bitch/boi but that is not toddler vocabulary*

mean 4 year old: "I know you are, you said you are, so what am I?"
hardest 5 year old on the pg: "You're a Pee Pee Pants"

by Zenagon May 12, 2021