New Zealand Roulette

The New Zealand Roulette refers to the unforeseen and potentially inconvenient situation arising from attempting to press down a spray bottle with a missing or malfunctioning nozzle, particularly when circumventing a broken screw mechanism. The term emerged following an accident where an individual sprayed insect repellent straight into his own eyes after trying to "fix" the broken screw mechanism by pushing the cap onto the mechanism.
Person A: My eyes are burning I just sprayed insect repellant straight into my own eyes
Person B: Did you try to fix that bottle? Did you really just do the New Zealand Roulette?
by BigDawgTusso February 16, 2024
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New zealand Blanket

When two people are doing a sex and the person on top breaks into a full-on Haka
I met my tinder date at a rugby match and she took me back to her place later for a little fun and a New Zealand Blanket. Talk about dinner and a show.
by OhNoSnortChamp October 20, 2021
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New Zealand

A country known for its progressive stance on public health, notably banning anyone born in 2005 or later from ever smoking for the rest of their lives. This bold move aims to reduce smoking rates and promote a healthier future for its citizens.
New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!
by Emotional Cruiser July 22, 2025
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New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
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New Zealand

Where LOTR was filmed
Hey, where's New Zealand?
IDK, either in the South Pacific or somewhere in Middle Earth
by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
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