Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020

Mayo/Mayonnaise

Another way of referring to cum

When you are hitting and she wraps her legs around your neck, causing you to release your Mayo/Mayonnaise

Him: Babe I think I'm close
Her: Don't you dare. Hold it in
Him: I don't think I can
Her: Hold the Mayonnaise!!

by SydMak February 16, 2021

Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

by Killerzeek October 14, 2017

Spreading Mayonnaise

When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught

Me and the boys went “spreading mayonnaise” in a gated community.

by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020

mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti

Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014

The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

mayonnaise spoon

noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.

"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."

"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."

"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."

by gastroenterologist October 25, 2015