He smells like shit, he is kinda or actually a full horse. he’s horny all the time & doesn’t know if he’s “straight”. He can sleep standing up, they have exceptional vision with almost 360-degree field of view, he can't breathe through their mouth, he have lightning-fast reflexes, foals can walk and run within, he also a herbivorous, have excellent memories, he is social with other animals, he have a unique digestive system, and can't burp. He hangs around burger and fries. Oh did I forget he’s shitty?
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He’s the best in the game—that’s not cap, that’s law.
Even while being Lexi’s full-time daddy, personal simp, and midnight FaceTime star, he still carries harder than entire scene in NA and EU.
Lexi’s man. Your team’s nightmare. The KD killer.
Certified problem on and off the map.
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