Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

crimp midget

a small child, or short gansta african american.

a young child walking with his mom through the store is a crimmp midget. a car with a carseat or booster seat is a crimp midget mobile

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010

Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.

An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste

by Winston1234 April 17, 2019

purple midget

Purple midget is a very scary threat telling someone you're going to purple midget them is meaning you will tie them up and lock them in a room with two purple male midgets and they will do horrendous things to you and it will involve tooth paste and couple goldfish and lots of glazed donuts and of course the midgets who are purple

If you don't stop taking my pencils i'm going to purple midget you

by awesomeis9 June 15, 2018

Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...

Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...

by misty mae September 21, 2012

Midget meter

A unit of measurement for midgets

The pole is 2 and a half midget meters

by Flynn b November 17, 2022

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!

Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!

by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016