Lolita

Noun 1: Lolita-the most famous whale and star of the show at the Miami Sea Aquarium
Noun 2: Lolita-a derogatory term used to offend someone who is overweight

1) Mommy, I'm so excited to see Lolita do her flips at the Sea Aquarium!
2) Dang, man! She's so fat, she looks like freakin' Lolita!

by SoNotFatLikeYou June 4, 2007

loltitloltit

Loltitloltit? is the Arabian Term meaning; Lots of Love Tit Laugh Out Loud Tit.

John: Dude some times I loltitloltit
Chris: Yeah Dude I know...
Mike: Yeah I want to loltitloltit your mom...
Zac: Rofl me too
Patrick: Im appauld

by John pooso January 11, 2008

lolbtntwtn

Laughing Out Loud But Trying Not To Wake The Neighboors

It's midnight, but that was SO funny!!
-lolbtntwtn

by blackjack Johnson December 2, 2010

LOLITL

"LOLITL" stands for "Laughing Out Loud In The Library". It is an etymological expansion of the initialism "LOL", and enjoys similar usage. The use of "LOLITL" is, however, stronger than "LOL", in that it indicates a stronger physiological response to humor. Note, however, that the use of "LOLITL" is not limited as a reference to laughter taking place in a library, since it refers not just to the event of laughing, but to the concomitant disposition to laugh, where the disposition is so strong it would manifest even if one were in a library.

Person 1: "I don't understand why they include the vow 'to have and to hold' in wedding ceremonies. It's a spouse, not a Chia Pet."
Person 2: "LOLITL!"

by Siebenschlafer July 15, 2011

Lotbit

When two people met at the library one summer days and from then on realised how much they loved eachother. A lot.

I love you a lotbit

by k1721 September 12, 2012

Loliitous

Sexual desire to fiddle with cartoon kids.

Loliitous is the overwhelming need to fiddle with cartoon kids to fulfil ones sexual desires.

by Dr. phil May 30, 2015

Lilbitchitis

A medical condition resulting in calling 911 or being seen in the emergency room for no legitimate reason. Commonly linked to Incarceritis or a Stainless steel allergy in the presence of a police officer.

Why did she go to the ER again?
-Oh, her Lilbitchitis was flaring up today...

by Mr. Fantastic (CTK) May 28, 2018