lawnmowered

To get extremely stoned and/or to be chopped off the grass.

I just smoked an eighth of white widow and I'm super lawnmowered man.

by B Show May 6, 2011

lawn mower

an annoyingly loud machine, used to shorten the length of grass at all hours of the day.

The evil lawn mower woke me up at 8am when they started cutting the grass outside.

by annomus8 June 3, 2011

Lawn Mower Beer

Any cheap beer.

Derived because its the kind of beer you drink on hot summer days while you mow your lawn.

Person 1: What kind of beer should we get?
Person 2: Any lawn mower beer is fine. I'm totally broke!

by Allisaur January 3, 2008

Louisiana Lawn Mower

With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.

The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.

They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.

My bush was getting out of control so we opted for the Louisiana Lawn Mower

by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019

The Spicy Lawn mower

While receiving head tape a razor to your partners head and watch as your pubic hair disappears. Then replace the razor with tabasco sauce and feel the buuuuuurn.

Rob: yo bro Denise and I totally did The Spicy Lawn Mower.
Bro: did it hurt?

by pubic hair research team March 26, 2013

Lawn mower

A lawnmower is a tool to mow grass

I bought a cheap lawn mower

by Akaksksios July 10, 2020

like a mexican on a lawn mower

Used to describe or exagerate a point.

"I'm tellin you, if he didnt have a girl already he'd be on you like a mexican on a lawn mower!"

by Billfat July 26, 2006