dry hook up

When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)

Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad

by ok1018 December 6, 2016

hooking a brother up

not having to wait an hour for a butter chicken in Lazeez

John Smith: "How come Ahmed got his tikka massalla before us?"

Jane Doe: "Beanie man was hooking a brother up"

by Rabaat March 9, 2009

Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

Hook Up Neutral

a person who is not sexually active and therefore not desirable for a one night stand.

Ryan’s roommates said that she is hook up neutral.

by disgustingggg August 25, 2020

Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck

I'm going to take it to my hook up spot

by Cholochuy June 2, 2018

Hook a steak up

A Reference to the late Notorius B.I.G. currently used to describe the quality of a woman's blow job. This term is only propery used when the head recieved is of an abnormally nut busting and fantastic nature. A female who has become an expert at throwing headfakes cannot hook a steak up.

Nah, we couldn't fuck, she was on her period. It's okay cause that bitch can hook a steak up.

by Dagawd July 26, 2006

racial hook up

When the only two people of a race in a social area (school, work, etc) get together.

Jon: Yo did you hear Anthony Chan and Pan Lee hooked up?!
Anthony: No way shes smokin and he's... well...
Jon: I know man. Gotta be the racial hook up.

by Jon Bach September 10, 2008