As a prelude to vigorous forking, a woman with powerfully starched hair penetrates the gaping anus of her man victim. This also results in a hairstyle known as the 'Harolds Brown'
by theharoldsXforker October 31, 2011
Get the Harolds Cross Alabamamug. A male version of a Karen (search up meaning of Karen... Also known as a Karen’s husband.
He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch
He does the same thing complain, never minds his own business and is a snitch
i Was having a good time with my friends and this Harold guy could not mind his own business so he reported us
by Sezzyyy August 27, 2022
Get the Haroldmug. Getting work dumped on you when everyone else in the office is taking off to play and planning to take credit for said work. reference to the character Harold in Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.
by harolded April 21, 2011
Get the haroldedmug. the primordial sexual being and lord of lust who, despite sexually mutilating his wife, forbade her from using contraceptives and, even after rearing many children, ravaged her uterus post-menopause
Sap: Harold, I know you can’t get get enough of my bussin’ pussy but you’ve kept me locked in this sex dungeon for ten years and you won’t even acknowledge when I say the safe word! Peanut, Harold, peanut!!
Harold: …
Harold: …
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 June 12, 2021
Get the Haroldmug. To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.
Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.
Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!
by itsnotJim December 7, 2010
Get the Hark the Haroldmug. by Migraine 52 February 21, 2023
Get the Do a haroldmug. An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.
Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.
by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025
Get the Old Haroldmug.