Hooter

Midwest slang (mostly in Northern states like Minnesota and the Dakotas) for a massive joint.

Did you see that huge ten-paper Hooter getting passed around? I’m legit ripped after one hit.

by Luscious Johnny V. July 16, 2024

Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions

Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Maddie Hooters

The appearance of a juicy set of breasts which are so voluptuous you would want to milk them.

Sped Bell looked over at the juicy Maddie Hooters and oozed with the thought of revving that.

by GobStropper February 28, 2024

Femboy hooters

Hooters filled with femboys that put special sauce on everything.

"Yo bro want to go to Femboy Hooters"
"I want to sex the Femboy Hooters"

by Help_-Me_-Please_- March 26, 2024

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024