A Goon in the singular is an idiot that does idiotic things with no real harmful side effects other than to them selves. Mostly, the outcome of their goonish behaviour is relatively entertaining to the rest of the world.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
The plural, Goonie, is totally opposite. You can only be a Goonie if you have 4-5 other Goons with you. To be a Goonie should be everyones goal in life and if ever reached will automatically rocket you to the top of the food chain, the height of coolness and triple your chances of getting laid. There is a warning in the small print however, Goonies never say die, so if you aim to be a Goonie, SAS training is advised.
"He's just tried to boil an electric kettle on the stove and given himself third degree burns. What a Goon."
by Agentthot December 24, 2009
by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;
multiple vom sessions
memory loss
self-endangerment
inability to study or apply make up
overly affectionate behaviour
Also known as Robots Placenta
Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
multiple vom sessions
memory loss
self-endangerment
inability to study or apply make up
overly affectionate behaviour
Also known as Robots Placenta
Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
by goon.love June 04, 2010
One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.
by Jenna Johnson May 06, 2007
You stupid goon! *sigh*
by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005
by joey December 01, 2004
Noun. A man or woman who lives under the slide at your local park. They typically eat squirrel meat and trash. They enjoy snorting coke, smoking crack, and occasionally drop acid.
Mom: "You stay away from that crazy goon at the park, honey"
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."
Kid: "OK Mom, but why?"
Mom: "Because that goon stabbed three kids last year."
by Shmuzzle 1 November 19, 2013