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Garrett Smith

Garrett Smith is the best looking southern man alive! With all his great and successful talents he is good at everything! He is an amazing mechanic and welder and is one of the best drivers on and off dirt. Garrett Smith is also known for his amazing looks, and is good enough and respectful enough for any woman the follows his lead.
Hey do you know Garrett Smith? Yea is he the hot southern boy who banged my mom? Yea that him!
by Cleatus Smith November 7, 2021
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Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.
Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald
by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018
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Mason Garrett

The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.
On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett

“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett
by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019
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garrett evanko

“Wow that guys gross
Yeah, what a garrett evanko”
by momplower420 March 27, 2019
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Garrett Rosson

Garrett Rosson fucks. This guy is a KING no no.. a GOD in bed and will give you the best stroke game of your life.
Sarah: Oh my God I had the Garrett Rosson experience last night and I can't feel my legs!
by Wee Wee in My Pants August 29, 2022
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Garrett Hill

A guy that dates or dated a clingy girl
Girl 1- do you know Garrett Hill
Girl 2- oh yeah, his girlfriend is super clingy
by madaan:) April 30, 2022
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Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022
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