by Skate finder October 31, 2020
Get the fortnitemug. a stupid game where 5 year old kids steal their mommies Visa cards and spend tons of money. There are also tryhards who completely ruin your experience.
Dude I just met the stupidest kid who gave my his moms credit card numbers!
you never know who you're going to meet on Fortnite
you never know who you're going to meet on Fortnite
by Yeetinator69 August 4, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A shitty game which ripped off PUBG and is getting money off of it. Fortnite is a plague that is going to create another video game crash and is causing a lot of people to be virgins. Annoying 10 year olds play it. Now even fucking footballers post their victories on Instagram. Our next generation is hopeless unless Fortnite dies out. I swear if my son plays Fortnite I'm going to abandon him.
by F3rg1e21 October 8, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. 1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.
3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.
1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”
by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by xdkiller123 July 5, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite (kahn-surr)
1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft
1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft
Person A: Did you here that Jimmy got cancer?
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite
by Beefsmeller27 April 28, 2020
Get the Fortnitemug. A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.
Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!
*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?
It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!
*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?
It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!
by Skate finder November 24, 2020
Get the fortnitemug.