Fungus

If the true fungi calls you fungus you are a fungus. Aka the one and only William.

“You are a fungus”

“What a fungus you are”

by Cadnece82828 February 11, 2021

fungus

A guy called Oliver that is a big chungus.

You are a Fungus.

by boi10383628364 March 25, 2019

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 19, 2023

Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

fungus queen

Refering to the super mario super show, a fungus queen is when you are the queen of the mushroom kingdom

I have got you now you little fungus queen

by Groovy Pete January 24, 2017

Foochie fungus

When the spaces in between your toes have a black sort of toe jam in between them. Toe jam sounds weird whereas foochie fungus sounds classy and more sophisticated.

“Bro why is there some big ass toe jam inbetween your toes man?”
“Bro it’s called foochie fungus man!”
“Oh yeah sorry bro, anyway, thats some big ass foochie fungus you got there bro.”
“Thanks bro it means a lot”

by Lord have mercy on my soul August 26, 2019