Wire Fungus

When you see a lot of birds squished together on a wire.

Dang, look at the wire fungus today.

by Ev08 January 10, 2022

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

foot fungus

the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

by Sierra_123 April 19, 2022

thug fungus

another way of saying somebody is downbad, for example if someone is a fiend for the gooch, you go..

person: oh hell nah that mf got the thug fungus

by thugshaker420 June 7, 2022

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

mungus fungus

funny lookin fungus

Look at that tree?
Theres a mungus fungus.

by nigenr April 6, 2023

Nit Fungus

Poker has a curious property where making a less profitable decision reduces the profits of everyone else. For example, a table full of nits that only limp premium hands and fold the rest - how do you make money there? Well, you can’t draw blood from a stone. And the counterstrategy is to raise an even tighter range, thereby becoming a nit yourself. It spreads like a fungus.

Excuse me, dealer: can you wipe the table? There’s some nit fungus growing here.

by Nitfungus May 17, 2023