Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

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Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

Experting is amazing.

by Justoldme July 20, 2010

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Elert

(Pronounced ee-lurt) n. Anything you would rather not have mad at you; Something dangerous that could potentially harm you; A particularly assertive or aggressive person that is not wise to make angry; Something that wouldn't appear dangerous at first glance, but is actually quite deadly unless treated with care.

v. To make someone feel threatened due to being dangerous

adj. Likely to be extremely harmful.

I was on my way home when I bumped into Harry, and now it's like I have an elert following me! I'm scared out of my mind!

Nathan used to elert me when we were kids, but I think he was just fooling around.

by Jushin June 12, 2007

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Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.

"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"

by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018

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exeter job corps academy

Exeter Job Corps Academy AKA: EJCA is a place where juvenile delinquents such as myself & homeless kids come and get a so called 'education & job training'. most who attend here are 18+ and get treated as though they're 5 years old. walking on the grass: 5$ dollar fine, facial piercing: 2$ fine, cussing out a teacher whose being a douchebag to you: write-up plus a negative. The food here either makes you constipated or have to shit every 10 minutes. curfew is at 10 and you have to do major cleanup and clean up after a bunch of assholes you cannot stand. all the girls sleep with each other while none of the guys get laid unless you lucky. pretty much everybody is a scumbag or once was. the RA's barely speak English & only a few of them are actually decent and let you get away with shit. the security people think theyre the shit because they're higher authority than you. before you come here they make this place look so wonderfull wen really its a hellhole and a half. not to mention the weirdest creature and insects lurk there and ejca once was a part of the ladd school aka Rhode Island institute for the feeble minded. You get paid every 2 weeks and that 27.01 makes you soupt off your ass wen you get it then within 30 minutes its spent on Newports and a bottle of cheap vodka if you're staying the weekend there.

person 1: bro, did you here diane got terminated for smokin on no smoking thursday?

person 2: you serious? they gotta cut that bullshit we're all fucking adults nd if we wanna light a damn cigarette then so be it. fuck exeter job corps academy dude it's like we're incarcerated.

person 1: im sayin' dude .

by incarseration August 17, 2010

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